I'm unemployed and found this site today...I wasted a good amount of time on here that could have been used finding a job that I will almost certainly hate. I think I made the right decision.
After reading all of your comics, I vote you get a job.
Though I will say Reguarding could have ended after the guard's last line and been close to funny. And Duck/Rabbit Season was borderline also, but maybe only to me.
A few were kind of funny but many more were just way too wordy. If the background begins to roll over it's a good indication you need to be more brief, if you can. And 95% of the time, you can.
Best one of the lot was "Blasphemelicious", which was, I think, about a 6 tops. The "Dinasaurs Evolved" comic sums it up the best: it seems like you're getting ideas from the artwork, instead of having an idea for a strip.
I can tell there's a solid comedic instinct in there, and it should come out once you adjust to your surroundings a bit. Don't give up!
--- "He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
You'll get better--just work on your technique and presentation. Think of funny ways to say things with less words. Distill your comedy ideas into sharp, concise bursts of funny. Rinse, then repeat. Offer void where prohibited by law. Not meant to be taken internally. If swelling persists, consult your physician. Believe me, this is great advice. I'm thinking of taking it myself one of these days.
--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
