The Golden Parakeet or Golden Conure,[1] Guaruba guarouba, formerly classified as Aratinga guarouba,[2] is a species of Neotropical parrot. Sometimes known as the Queen of Bavaria Conure,[2] it is the only species (monotypic) in the genus Guaruba.[3]

Its plumage is mostly bright yellow, hence its common name, but it also possesses green remiges.[4] It lives in the drier, upland rainforests in Amazonian Brazil, and is threatened by deforestation and flooding, and also by the now-illegal trapping of wild individuals for the pet trade.[5] It is a protected species listed on CITES appendix I.

 

Now that the educational portion of this contest is over, The Rules.

 

I am a Star Trek fan.  I have always been a star Trek fan.  Blame my dad.  I will gladly wax philosophical with you about the pros and cons of Kirk and Picard, and while I don't speak a word of Klingon it's only because I don't consider hacking and grunting by a sub-human barbarian to be "language".

Your task is as follows:

1. Use the Star Trek parody figures from the squabies cateory in your comics.


2. Only new comics.


3. Exception to Rule 2: You may present old comics next to new comics that continue an old series if context is needed.


4. If you use the red shirt, he either has to be in Engineering or he has to die.


5. No bonus points if the captain has sex with alien women.  The captain ALWAYS has sex with alien women.  Bonus points will instead be awarded if you come up with a sufficiently horrifying new space STD for the captain to contract.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.