I think it's funny when things talk that can't really talk.  Did that make sense?  It did?  Good.

Entries in this contest should feature a human character talking with a non-human character.  You can vary what's going on in each panel, but there must be at least one panel that contains both a human character and a non-human character, and the non-human must have at least one line of dialogue.

Bonus points if they're talking about something other than having sex with one another.  I know how you people think.

If you're not sure whether a certain character is human, assume that it is.  Robots are honorary humans for the purposes of this contest.  Finally, if someone is talking through an object such as a phone, TV, or computer, that can't count as your non-human.

New comics only, please.

I'll judge this sometime on Sunday, November 6th.

For the benefit of any newbies: whoever wins this comic contest has to create and judge the next one!  Enter, but know that in doing so you risk bringing this terrible burden upon yourself!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!