Okay, so this is the OnePanelComic/Competition. As you can probably tell, I'm thinking as I write.

So, on the island of Guano Mucho, there's a parrot that eats poop and has very bad breath, and you can smell it HERE.

No, seriously... the parrot does have bad breath, but not because it eats poop, but because it CANT poop! [to learn more about parrots that can't poop, click HERE]

So what's with the name Guano Mucho? I mean, the only wildlife on the island is 1 lousy parrot that can't even poop! [That sounds just like Vasco da Gama if you ask me.]

I mean, without regards to the island's name, I could never own a parrot that didn't poop! What would the point be anyway? Let's say you're at a parrot symposium and everyone's announcing the kind of parrots they have. So you stand up and say "I have a poop-less parrot!" Nobody's even gonna' believe you! You'll be dis-credited in the parrot world. Furthermore, I've just learned that they've installed a shunt in the one real poop-less parrot, from the back of it's beak straight down to it's A-hole! [to see a picture of the parrot's A-hole, click HERE]

NOW, BACK TO OPC 62:

Comics may have-

1 panel...

1 background...

1 character...

1 captioned word or phrase...

If any entry does not adhere to any of these rules, then it must be the funniest comic in order to win.

Judging will be in 10-14 days!

 

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bigworm