Well, it's been almost a year since I was announced winner of RCD 44. Nobody complained that I haven't started a new competition so far and this forum is not as popular as it used to be, so maybe I should have let the RCD competition die ...

... or rather KILL IT WITH A CHAINSAW!

And that's the new topic for RCD 45! So here is the only rule: Use the phrase

"it/that sounds like a chainsaw"

Judging after a minimum of 5 entries, otherwise whenever I feel like it.