Today is National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day. So if you're going to screw up or sleep through this contest, you have a free pass until midnight.

I've been kicking it around with the wife and we came up with a few random ideas for this contest. You may choose any one (or more) of the following:

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1. World's worst amusement park ride (or amusement park theme or circus/carnival thingy.)

2. World's worst national holiday (or idea for a holiday)

3. World's worst thing to fight about in a relationship or marriage

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No old comics, no photoshop, no drawing naked squid on my bathroom wall. Judging will commence around the 29th of this month (in about 14 days), so let's get stripping!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.