I am Kat, hear me purr as you pet me.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

hello Elvishitler/Diesel

I see you've decided to pretend to be a "hot chick" in the hope that I'll be fooled and inevitably Sexx0r you.

no dice sugar!

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Dad was flammable

Peniswaffle.

This post makes me think of the next stupid pet that does stuff when you pet it in inappropriate places.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh God, another newbie invasion is here.
Deliver us from evil, in the sight of the enemy...

[quote]hello Elvishitler/Diesel

I see you've decided to pretend to be a "hot chick" in the hope that I'll be fooled and inevitably Sexx0r you.

no dice sugar![/quote]

Ever read baiting.org? Some seriously funny shit there.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

So help me, Satan. Amen.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You know, I have a lot of thoughts about the creator of this thread, but since I really don't want to sound like a bitch, I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

hey! this thread is for men only. No girls allowed!