Dear God, where did all these annoying newbies come from?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I've pondered this, and decided that they are all the same person.

Then I thought about it, and realised that they're probably all clones of a regular, not to point fingers, but I think it's one of us that's behind this newbie invasion.

TheElPaso, Kitty_Kat, Von_Kirbster, comicboy34, are all the same person

some people say Diesel

some people say Fuck

I say neither.

The one who is behind this evilness is......

CRABBY!

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Dad was flammable

I might have alot of time on my hands but this is a little to much to be me.

If it's anyone I say it's Gabe anyone remember that Gnu Guy fiasco a couple months back.

Plus he's claiming to be in Chicago so he has the perfect alibi.

They are all Zmed!

Just kidding. Actually I've taken my fabulous unemployment windfall and I've hired an army of ex-dot-com investors to troll about. You can get 'em for a nickle a head these days.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

damnit im new. but i aint a NEWBIE damnit. i'm metal. i know what the deal is. damn.

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comics are metal.

OOOh. Im new.. Im new. Oh wait, maybe thats not something I should be yelling up and down the halls. Hmm lets try something else..

SPANK ME...SPANK ME!!!!

Hmm maybe not that either, oki nevermind. I guess Ill just slink back into my corner and start crying. Please dont whip me too bad.

And now.. for the newbie question:

Ummm is there anything I need to know while I'm here?
=)

Nuki....

oh dear lord, it's like there are bus loads arriving every week, just as ElPaso, Kitty_Kat and Bogart were starting to fit in, we go and get some more newbies turning up.

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Dad was flammable

Hey, Nukinin's okay. Don't be too harsh.

I still think that Kitty-Kat is a man, by the way.

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I'm trying not to be harsh, Kitty_kat, I'm unsure of, it's most definitely a guy, but TheElPaso? He's still in my shit column, I think it's because he seems to want to appear so non-newbie, that all he does is remind us all of his newbieness.

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Dad was flammable

They're definitely not all the same person. Bogart's strips are mostly very good, and TheElPaso has one or two passable ones. The likes of Deisel didn't have one good strip.

Also:

Good to see you're consistent.