As difficult as it may be to believe, I have actually won a comic competition and the right to create the next contest.  (Has the hissing & booing ceased yet?  Good...I'll continue.)

1)The following contest is to be made of new comics only.

2)The subject can be real or contrived but MUST be about what you deem to be the "Vacation From Hell". 

3)Remember....points are given for exceeding the "Crude/Nasty" factor.  I do like cheap, easy thrills.  So if you don't...then sue me!

As always, if nobody enters I'll declare myself the winner and loser!

Maybe it's happened to you or someone you know.  OR, maybe it's something you wish would happen to someone you know.  Either way,  have at it. Judging will be on the day that ends in "Y"!  .............WHAT?!