I hate the Holiday Inn commercials that insinuate that staying there somehow magically grants you the ability to be an air traffic controller or brain surgeon.  There is a limit to how far my suspension of disbelief can be stretched, and just once I want the commercial to end with somebody dead in the OR and the "Holiday Inn Guy" being shoved into the back of a police car with a confused look on his face.

So this is your challenge:  One of the characters has to have performed an activity that is far beyond their qualifications and they must now explain what happened to a curious bystander/worried loved one/concerned authority figure/etc.

I know there are already comics of this vein floating around the archives, so no old comics will be considered for the win.  Other than that, have at it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.