Do not, under any circumstances, read comics by the following authors:

DexX; Big Evil Dan; Spankling; gabe_billings; wirthling; descolada99; DragonXero; ObiJo; bunnerabb; kaufman; andydougan; boorite; ladyjdotnet; itsclark; Drexle; lara7; Kevin Keegans Perm; crabby; evil_d; NastyPope; fuzzyman; kramer_vs_kramer; Neovid; skagg.

Instead, read comics by newbies.

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THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

Yeah, really... all those comics suck ass.

If you read DragonXero's comics backwards, Satan appears.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I read one of his comics backwards and Santa appeared. He should have proofread that one.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, I've only been here since September and the newbies think I'm and oldie.

So much for wresting the "power newbie" crown from habnem!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm a newbie, which one of you bad boys wants to break me in.

Deadeye, I'm the newbie.
You've been here since january, no more calling yourself 'newbie'. That newbie title theve've given you, fuck man, just revolt.

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Zero