Bring me your xanthareels, your tired zebrines, your quizicle zygotes, your quick brown foxes....... 

 

Thanken ye to Bigworm for the nod in 582 though techno chicanary has stopped him acknowledging this forum wise yet.  Time to let loose the next Comic Competition.

 

So the rules this time are as follows;

1) Include a rhyming couplet somewhere in your comic (or make your entire comic rhyme if you prefer)

2) Use every letter of the alphabet at least once

3) Bonus points awarded if you use unusual word(s), or words that have fallen out of common use

The international house of Logorrhea (link) could be a good chevisance for your persuings in this area.

 

Have at it.