So, in a little over a month I will be well into my third semester of  of a 4-semester nursing program, trying to work full time on top of school, AND witnessing the birth of my first child.

So your task for this contest is to show me the World's Worst Multitasker, so I can feel better about myself when I'm dead on my feet at work and turning in half-assed projects because I had to chose between schoolwork or soothing a baby so I could sleep. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.