Given the theme of the last contest, how I won, and how long it's been since I won a comic contest, I decided that there should be some extra room in the rules this time around. So pick from one or more of the criteria below and have at it.

 

1. The comic must be about someone being in a position of authority they have no business being in.  No political comics; I'm pretty sure the last contest exhausted that well for a while.


2. The comic must be about a dry spell of some sort.  What the dry spell is from is up to you.


3. Someone needs to be unmasked as the true culprit of whatever heinous thing you wish to stage the comic around, be it Old Man Johnson dressing as a goblin to scare kids away from the old abandoned amusement park or M. Night Shyamalan being outed as the actual writer of After Earth.

 

I eagerly look forward to your entries, ladies and gents.  Make me laugh.

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.