SO when I typed the letters & numbers "WW111", it kind of looked like "WWIII", which reminds me of "World War 3". It hasn't happened yet, but give it time.

When it does happen, I'm sure it will be terrible. However, everything can always get worse.

For this contest, I want to see the world's worst reason for starting a war... OR, the world's worst way to wage a war.

Judging will happen once we get enough entries. I have the world's worst system for determine how many entries is "enough", so just submit as many as you can think of.

PREPARE FOR WAR!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."