I'm kind of surprised this topic hasn't been used already, given the record-breaking unpopularity of America's political party front-runners.

Your mission, should you choose to take it, is to come up with the World's Worst Presidential Candidate That Might Actually Win!  To be fair to non-Americans (or "lucky people"), this will not be limited to the US Presidency.  Use of our current candidates is not prohibited, but you'll be hard-pressed to overcome the Unimaginative Hurdle.

Judging will take place WAY before election day, so get to it, and may the World's Worst Win!  ... this contest, not the Presidency - I hope.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown