Me winning the last CC is kind of an example of the so-called, "Peter Principle".  I guess I could google it for accuracy, but I think the Peter Principle is the theory that just about everyone gets promoted to one position just beyond their abilities.  Think about the yahoos in upper management at your work who make you think, "Whose dick did that stupid fuck suck to get his/her position?"

So, this comic contest is about anyone famous or not-so-famous that makes you scratch your head (and your taint) wondering how the got where they are in life.  (You can even make up a character, if you want.)

Rules:

1. Absolutely NO Trump comics!!!


2. Okay, you can do Trump comics if you want


3. The phrase "Whose dick did he suck?" or or some variation of it must appear somewhere in the comic


4. Any mention of proletariat masturbation is an instant DQ


5. Any dooshbag strippers with an "8" or "13" in their name need not enter (however, if you have both in your name, you can enter, as long as you embrace your dooshbaggyness.)

BONUS POINTS:

• Zero bonus points.  I don't even know why I brought it up.

I will judge this contest once I feel we've gone one comic too far.  Which could happen at anytime.

 

GOOD LUCK!!