Independence Day in the US is tomorrow, so naturally there's one theme at the front of my mind for a comic contest: Communism.  Let's hear your best Stalin puns, your most vitriolic condemnation of capitalism, your most full-throated defense of workers owning the means of production.  You'll get bonus points for using the red background, but not as many bonus points as you'll get for being funny.  I'll judge in a week or two, and the comrade whose comic is funniest will lead our glorious motherland into the future of CC671.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!