So what do you have to do to get on the Naughty or Nice List? How does Santa make that call.  Honesty should get you on the Nice list but if it hurts her feelings to hear how you truly feel about her ass in those pants, then that could get you on the Naughty list.

This contest is all about Santa's list. How does he make these choices? What do us common mortals feel about being on either list? What have people done to get on either list?

Whatever direction you want to take it, just be funny.

That's it.  I'll judge this after Santa's big day.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke