News has been made, ladies and germs. 2018 is officially The Year That CNN Said Shit. So I can think of no better way to commemorate that than to do an entire Stripcreator contest about historic swearing.

Create a comic that includes these 2 things:

• A moment in history


• Some swear words

You can take whatever approach you like with this. The winning strip will be the one that makes me laugh the most.

OPTIONAL OBJECTIVE: Bonus points if your comic either creates a whole new swear word or shows us how a swear word was invented.

Now let's see some damn history, you shit-fucking ass bastards!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."