Hooray, I get a landmark CC! And dammit, it's a landmark that basically BEGS to be about The 700 Club...

I really want to resist it, but how can I?

Make a new original comic about one or more of these topics:

• Why it's called "The 700 Club"


• What Pat Robertson does with all that money


• God, Jesus, or The Devil meeting Pat Robertson


• Pat Robertson's dick

Manage to combine all 4 and I'll be impressed.

Your donation of a funny 700 Club comic is very appreciated, and as thanks to our top donor we'll send a tote bag full of Bible verses. Or maybe just the rights to host CC701.

In Jesus, name, AMEN! Now let's get stripping!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."