I've been spending a lot of time these past couple months on a Star Trek shitposting page and the new thing in the zeitgeist outside that is to argue about whether or not the song "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about date rape. Answer: It wasn't written with that intention, but it still sounds like it in modern context, and Dr. Bashir is totally a power bottom for Garak the Cardassian Tailor on DS9.

 

Your challenge is to either mock something about Star Trek canon or find a legit-sounding reason to be outraged about a specific Christmas song. Bonus points if you can combine the two.

 

I will judge this Christmas night sometime in the middle of the night. Have at it!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.