You know you're an asshead.

Just admit it, step forward, and be mocked for your assheadness.

Anyone who feels the need to proclaim that others are assheads, please feel free to.

And, to save you all the trouble, I am already an asshead, although this fact can be readily emphasized and added upon.

Good luck, and good hunting!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

What a bizarre thread. But what the hell. I'm an asshead, you've got me band to rights.

However, as I am a member of the human race, I am hardly bucking the trend with this.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.