If you look at an individual comic you'll see that comic's number at the end of the URL in the address bar. Recent comics are in the high 7000s right about now.
So let's say you want to know the score of comic 7284. Start by multiplying it by 10. (Unless the number is prime, in which case multiply by 8.)
Take the result and subtract 1000. Reverse the digits of the result (ie 71840 --> 04817). Take the square root of that number and round down to the nearest multiple of 10.
Finally, find the result on the following table and note the number in the second column.
50000: 18.4
Take the number you noted from the second column and multiply it by your age. Take the mod-26 of each 2 digit set (divide by 26 and note the remainder.) Take the result of each and note its corresponding letter (1:A, 2:B, etc.)
This should spell the name of the town in which you were born.
Gabe
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.
