OK, here's your friggin' rules. Get'm while they're hot...

1. Use any character, background, prop, etc.

2. Include a reference to a Monty Python character, skit, or member. I will also accept a Monty Python-like theme if you don't want to use a specific character or sketch. If you don't know anything about Monty Python, then you are a sorry-ass loser and have no chance in this contest. So sad, buh-bye.

3. Gabe Billings will not be the winner of the contest, no matter how funny his comic is. I don't know exactly why this is a rule of this contest. It just is. Sorry, Gabe. I must obey the voices.

This contest will end Sunday (4/8) night at midnight EDT...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."