"Sorry, Mr. Spock, your salute does not comply with Windows standards. You'll have to do it like this."
[Task Manager]
- Walk
- Squint
- Internet Explorer
- Left Hand (not responding)
- Breathe
- Digest
- Flatulence
- Defend Monopolistic Practices
- Make $$$$
- Think About That Bridge Hand From Last Night
Mr. Gates' last thought was that maybe he shouldn't have put on the Blue Suit of Death.
"It looks like you are trying to break up my company. How may I hinder you?"
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