A friend gave me a copy of Poser 4. It's like Bryce but for people. A super high-tech Barbie doll. I wanted to make my first pose of two people going at it, but it's late and I'm tired. So here is my first masterpiece...

I call it, 'Hey, wirthling, this is for you!'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am honored that you find me to be an inspiration.

Crackspackler.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

can you make one of me actually writing a funny strip? ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Sure. Do you mind if you're nude and riding a dolphin?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Damn the luck...
I call for a plugin!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

as long as I'm writing a funny comic..with screams of joy from the regulars in the background. I don't care how it looks!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*brain clicking and realizing this is Gabe she's telling this to...*

umm....on second thought. No farm animals, or Sodomizer5000's or wirthlings involved please!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair.[/quote]

Maybe it can't, but it can do schlongs. And there's always Photoshop to add in hair where we need it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.