The rules for this one are quite simple. SC.com regulars have quite a lot of running gags that we have lots of fun with. I want to to deviate from the cliches and do something... well, wrong.

Include at least one of the following:

- Red robot, but not Tobor.
- Asian girls, but no prostitution.
- Scientist, but no Dr Pedantic.
- Dragon, but no Surly Dragon or Bazilla.
- Wirthling. but no "wirthling sucks".

Apart from requiring one of these, you cannot use any those characters in defiance of these rules. You can't use a non-pedantic scientist to meet the requirements, and then include Tobor, for example.

It's 2:30 Tuesday afternoon over here, 12:30am Tuesday morning SC.com time. I will judge in approximately three and a half days - around 10am-noon Friday, SC.com time.

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