Soy capitan! Soy capitan! Soy capitan!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Oye Mi Canto La Luna Negra

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Soy el jaguar del queso

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What others say about boorite!

Dejé mi ropa interior en su casa.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

*guitar solo*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He roto su burro, sir. Quisiera compensarle para su pérdida. Aquí está una trucha encantadora.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eh?

"I have broken its burro, sir. It wanted to compensate him for its loss. Here is a trucha charming."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]Eh?

"I have broken its burro, sir. It wanted to compensate him for its loss. Here is a trucha charming."[/quote]

I think I originally put in, "I have broken your donkey. I would like to compensate you for your loss. Here is a lovely trout."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Chupa mi vega, cavrone. Chinga tu madre, beechy ba voso. Punta.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Chingan a sus madres todos, pinche maricons.

That's pretty much all the Spanish I learned while living in San Diego.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."