The Germans Bore Me
The Yanks are In Bred
The Aussies sleep with the Sheep (as do the Kiwi's)
The English suck by default
The Canadians live in Igloo's

But
But
But

The only race i truly HATE is the French.

(Did i miss anyone?)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

American Samoans' disturbing pickle odor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Irish need to stop blowing bits off each other. And us.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Yeah? I'm in gold futures, myself.

Long day tomorrow; I've got to be in bred by 10:00.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm quite sure they apologised for that.