As the creator of a measly 7 strips (but in a hour's period, mind) I get the feeling that I haven't yet merited the divine right to post freely to the bulletin board. How many more thousand do I need to make before I'm allowed back to play? Any help and guidance appreciated.

To enter this forum free, you must answer me these questions three:

- What is your name?

- What is your mission?

- What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Your forum-status is affected by your comic scores. Your postings to the forum will be ignored until you have written three or more strips which have been marked lambent orange or better, however they will not be replied to if your strips have totalled more than ten blue or green demerits, unless those demerits are triangular, in which case it requires only seven. For strips rating between lambent orange and vacuous cheese, with less than the maximum blue or gren demerits, regardless of shape, they will be read but not replied to. Above vacious cheese, up to but not including molten linoleum, or as low as lambent orange but including at least eight circular merits of colour ranging from yellow to brown, your postings will be read, and replied to by a number of readers equalling ten minus the total number of demerits you have received, regardless of colour or shape.

I hope this makes it all clear for you.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Nobody here has a clue.

I do not have a bloody clue.

My advantage is that I realise that I do not have a clue, but I am looking.

Rock on, don't suck.

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Here are some more rules:

- You must make at least one comic about how much I suck. The person who makes the most comics about how much I suck becomes President of the Message Boards. Unfortunately, that position is likely to be filled for quite some time by President-For-Life and Chief Executive Oboe-waxer Gabe Billings.

- You must take an inside or running joke, like Tobor or the "All your base are belong to us" thing, and drive it into the ground until every remotely funny drop has been wrung from it. Then, post a few more.

- Everyone who posts here has to blow me. I can schedule you for Tuesday evening if that's convenient for you.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote]As the creator of a measly 7 strips (but in a hour's period, mind) I get the feeling that I haven't yet merited the divine right to post freely to the bulletin board. How many more thousand do I need to make before I'm allowed back to play? Any help and guidance appreciated.
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Boy, you were just asking for trouble with that one, weren't you? It's like you just walked into the room with a giant 'KICK ME' sign on your back.

The only advice given earlier I can agree with is that 'wirthling sucks' comics are in fact the greatest thing since sliced bread. Unfortunately, the blow jobs are pretty skanky. (He doesn't bathe regularly.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Uh, err, most of you lost me there...

But the cheese stuff - that was crystal clear. I know where I stand now.

Thengyew.

Oh and Gabe, I permanently walk around with a "kick me" sign on my back. It makes life more exciting.

Andy

[quote]To enter this forum free, you must answer me these questions three:

- What is your name?

- What is your mission?

- What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/quote]

BLASPHEMY! YE GAWDS!!!

- What is your mission?

Is actually

"What is your quest?"

Huggers
Jael aka Doctress Python Pedantic

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[quote]To enter this forum free, you must answer me these questions three:

- What is your name?

- What is your mission?

- What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/quote]

And of course, anyone who is allowed to stay must answer;
"African or European?"
With the appropriate response being.
"I don't know that!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thanks for clearing that up, "Ni"-boy.

BUT NOT REALLY