one and three i liked. two i certainly did not get. sentence structure i enjoy inverting.
meanwhile, with "MopingOgre" as your name, didn't you consider that naming this thread "well hello, i am a moping ogre..." might be a bit redundant? mind you, the idea of an ogre moping presents a pretty droll visual image, but perhaps "Read My Damn Comics" would have been more to the point.
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