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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Soon afterwards, Brad realized he should have spent his advertising budget on a banner just like everyone else.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"Some punks threw my clothes out onto the rink! Honest!"

"In the aftermath, Rupert wished he hadn't jumped naked over the crack between the plexiglass. The rest of the fans, unimpressed by his furvor, just let him hang there until the janitor came by with some pliers."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Soon after this picture was taken, this fan discovered that socks and ice are a bad combination and proceeded to zamboni the rink with his skull.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

you moron! I said "puck"!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

The Robinson family checked their tickets to see exactly what kind of Capades they had come to see.

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Dad was flammable

-- "I said two minutes for stripping!"

-- "Sure, you may still skate better, Boitano, but they're coming to see me!"

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