That would be '34' for all you geek-impaired people out there.

Well crap. There's something weird about winning these things. You keep hoping you will, then when you do, you wish you hadn't 'cause thinking up a good contest is such a bitch. (At least I know wirthling feels like this, so I know I'm not alone.)

I was tossing around a few ideas that I nixed for one reason or another. My favorite of which was having another dis wirthling contest. But I decided that we could all just do that on our own time.

1. Use an animal in your strip somewhere. Elephant, Toothgnip, etc. Whatever. Just once is enough, but more would be just ducky.
2. Stealing Obi's idea, your comic must contain a line from a Johnny Cash song. Obscure is fine, just mention the song it's from when you post your strip.
3. The only vowel you can use is 'Y'. Sometimes.
4. Rule 4 is a joke.
5. You must be naked while writing your strip. Bonus points if you are naked and astride a donkey.
6. Rule 5 is not a joke. I'll be checking. (Don't forget my inter-dimensional residency. I see everything).
7. Yes, boorite. I saw that. And even though it's illegal in 37 US states and Canada, I'll let it slide.
8. Use the word 'manboobs' in your strip at least once.
9. Gabe likes to complicate things by posting too many rules.
10. Gabe likes to refer to himself in the third person.
11. Don't worry if you screw up and forget something, like being naked. Gabe is a kind and loving diety and only rarely strikes people dead for not paying attention.
12. Judging will be Wednesday night 9:00 EST sharp. (As always, this means 6:42 in Baltimore, much to Mike's chagrin.)

That's it. I think.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I would bow down to tradition and post an entry of my own making, but the corporate computer security goons somehow disable my ability to post comics. Oddly enough, posting to the message board still works just fine.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If the only vowel we can use is "y", how are we supposed to use the word "manboobs"?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Well if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've never entered one of these. How do I do it and is this the sort of thing you're looking for? (I must admit, getting naked in the office to do this was a bit embarrassing.)

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=20499

(And how do I include the comic image in these posts?)

So many questions, so little gray matter.
Spankling

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet