I believe it was Aristotle who said "Moving totally sucks ass." I'm moving into a new apartment this weekend, and so, you must all suffer as a result. Do a strip about moving. That's all, no other rules. Judging will be Monday night at 10:00 pm EST, when I will probably be propped up in a chair, aching and miserable, secure in the knowledge that I don't have to move for at least two years.