Rules:

1. Choose at least two themes from each column:

Column A
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Wine
Fine dining
The theatre
Foibles of the bourgeoisie
Divine paradoxes
Rhetorical fallacies
Opera
Yachting
Classical architecture or sculpture
Horse breeding

Column B
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Farting
Gluttony/drunkenness
Adultery/cuckoldry
Effluvia (includes puking)
Grotesquery (e.g., oversized bodies or body parts, persons with animal body parts)
Rioting
Debasement (e.g., insults, pies-in-face)
Ethnic slurs
Blasphemy
Aristocrats getting hurt

2. Avoid bestiality references. Please do not evade this rule by combining "horse breeding" and "adultery," for example.

3. Include at least one instance of any black Lowpass character.

4. Add coarse themes at your pleasure, refined ones at your peril.

5. Entries will be judged Monday morning, 10ish. Sorry if that's too long, but I have a P-90 at home.

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What others say about boorite!

Is it an unwritten rule that we stick to 3 panels, or can we use 6?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Come on, I've already figured how to shoehorn the whole list of coarses into 3 panels, even if a balloon might stretch a frame a bit. It shouldn't be that hard.

Now if only I knew what was meant by some of that refined stuff. Oh well, there's always opera.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com