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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"This 'ere's a baby African elephant! 'E's big, all right, but e's gentle as a lamb! An' just to show how gentle 'e is, I'll hold this 'ere apple with me teeth an' let 'im take it fr--"

*muffled yelp that may or may not be "CRIKEY!"*

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Oh my god, oh my god! It's sub_m7's man-eating elephant!

"And this one... I mean.... *hahahahah* ... wow, folks. *WHOOO!* This one was also in Safari Land Park. I told my sister that, get this, they had installed DVD players in the elephants... and *hahahaha* and they were playing EMINEM VIDEOS! *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*! I swear, she's so FUCKING stupid. Man, oh man... she stunk like elephant breath all day."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Babar gives awsome head.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Pinocchio?"

"wehn an elefent wants a meel..."

"HE EATS TEH FUCKIN BITCH!"

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

So what's a sexual desire for elephants called? Pachyphilia?

"This isn't as good as macrophile.com said it would be..."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet