I like this recent trend of story-contests, so I'm going to continue it.

Dave (pictured above) recently came in to a large sum of money. The how and why is up to you, but hilarity must ensue. Show him earning the money, adjusting to his new wealthy lifestyle, achieving his dreams and/or losing it all.

And, because I don't want things to be too easy, you must use characters (or props) from at least two non-kaddar categories in your entry.

Single comics are accepted, series are encouraged, groan-inducing puns are inevitable.

Judging will take place Wednesday evening.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Aw, couldn't it be about Brad coming into a lot of money?

Wait a minute, why does that contest idea sound so familiar...?

You're so disqualified.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Stop making these types of rules.
They're getting old.

Yes. My attention span is too short to concentrate on entire series.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.