The only truths you guys should care about are my truths.
Because I am Devin the Almighty!
Prostrate yourself before My Greatness!
Build wonders that attest to My Greatness!
Prepare and sacrifice many young virgins (women are preferred, men will be considered) for My Greatness!
And while you're at it, get My Greatness a Snickers bar. I haven't eaten all day.