I'm wasting my time, right? I thought so.

No, now you're wasting your time AND my time.

Actually, I'm just kidding. I didn't read all your comics, but most of those I read were pretty good. I especially liked The Pen is Mightier.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yay, someone gave me an underhanded compliment. I suddenly feel validated!

A little from colum A and a little from colum B.

Well, that's good. At least I don't blatantly steal my humor from well known cartoons like "The Simpsons," yet.

I didn't get it from The Simpsons.
My whole family says it.

Really? Which one are you? Are you Bart?

The Cigarettes Are To Blame! and
The Pen is Mightier are quite good. Stick with it - you're doing pretty good.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Everyone likes that Pen is Mightier one, and I didn't mention penis even ONCE in it. What is wrong with you people? Something can't be funny without PENIS!

You obviously didn't notice that your space bar was broken :-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You and me are the only ones that get that, Kaufman. It took a lot of searching, but yes, my space bar IS broken. The pen is mightier! The penis mightier! The pen is mightier!

i don't really have anything else to do... so i wouldn't say you wasted my time... but they sucked =]

I'm a fan of reverse psychology, too.

Or are you?