After months of research I have come to the conclusion that many e-mail spammers are suffering from some horrible new neurological condition. Victims of this previously undocumented disease are seized suddenly and violently. The ailment appears to immediately and severely impair their ability to coherently speak or type even simple words. As evidence, I present the subject lines of several spam e-mails I've received recently:
", i know this works kldby"
", yes! jhewx"
"free xrated fortune cookies 5aMu4nJmRU9 9OtCQ"
", good idea! jf"
"save up to 80% on insurance dP-hud-laTSMa"
"galks Huge gadget sale hjnfkecyh"
"midgets with huge cocks lrlpozul"
Thankfully, it appears that only spammers are affected by this terrifying condition. To date I know of no other confirmed cases. (Though many internet users may seem to exhibit the symptoms, it usually turns out that they're either quoting JerkCity or were just born stupid.) Therefore I implore you, if not out of politeness, then at least for the sake of your own health, please, don't spam.
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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!
