Kajun was giving you an ironic salute. He, too, is a 20-something loser who writes comics about it.
Relationships at your age are supposed to break up. You're not "alone." You're between dates. 37 and never shared a bank account is "alone." 20 and just broke up is, well, 20.
Sure, breakups suck, but it could be worse. You could be 30 years old and married to a woman you really love and then she dumps you and starts sleeping around but not in that order (which would have been preferable really) and you lose the house you just moved into and take a total bath on thousands of bucks worth of appliances and other shit you bought on credit at usurous interest rates and you have to start all over and move into an efficiency apartment and do all this paperwork to split up the debt and dissolve the marriage and meanwhile your name is getting dragged around town and everyone looks at you like "that poor sad bastard" and your confidence in your ability to ever know anything about anyone is completely erased and you limp on in life trusting no one and nothing and yet you remarry and rebuild and move on and 7 years later you still wake bolt upright in bed from nightmares about being dumped and oops I'm sorry we were talking about you.
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