This better be a joke. Like in soap operas when one of the characters dies then shows up two months later and you find out it was just a dream.

If you leave I'm personally flying to Arizona to give you a noogie.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's so hard to keep up with homosexual slang.

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What others say about boorite!

Maybe he'll come back as his good twin!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

or wake up on a beach with amnesia and for some reason return to a place he once knew somehow

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Maybe he'll just keep posting to the message boards but won't make comics anymore.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.