As modern advertising proves again and again, sex sells. From the Miller Lite "catfight" women to the Coors Light twins to Joe Camel's penis nose, sex is everywhere.

Your assignment for this comics contest, if you choose to accept it, is to use sex to sell an unlikely product (the unlikelier the better!).

Bonus points to anyone who uses the word "conundrum."

Get crackin'! Contest ends Monday morning, 3/10.

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