(When freeservers is up, the pic will show. I'm working on a freedom2surf.net account.)
There are 5 rules:
** Degrade at least one of the 4 girls listed here: Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush, Monica Lewinski or Chelsea Clinton.
** Use a line from a Tom Waits song. (ID the song in the post.)
** Include at least one fisting reference.
** Use the ball-dog to portray god - whether real or hallucinatory.
** Do not focus on politics. Make it personal. Enjoy!
I'll select a winner after noon Wednesday, Chicago time.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
