Guys, why must you criticize our Secret Society? If only you guys understood...

[url=http://secretsociety.no-ip.com][/url]

Tell me if you understand us now.

I don't understand.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I love secret societies. Tell us about it.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

BIO4EMA ALERT

The "you must be a complete and total idiot" thing sort of kept me out. Way to keep a secret!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's not so much I don't understand. More I don't care.

To answer your second comment first, I understand you use §'s instead of S's, which means you're total gimps. Wait... I guess that answers your first comment, too.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Understood what? I couldn't bring myself to name myself an idiot and click your link; having not read anything on your site, I am without any method by which to make an assessment of your Secret Society.

You are right, I don't understand . . . but you didn't help any.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

So are you implying that you yourselves are complete and total idiots?

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

If the comics are any indication - yes, yes they are.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Thank you for your feedback...we here at the §§ are constantly looking for ways to make our site more "eye-friendly" to you ungrateful cock heads.

It's about time someone did something for the ungrateful people! Thanks!

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"