Wow. Melissa looks more pissed than usual. *click*
You're now watching the History Channel.
You know, I should watch more History Channel... ... ... *click*
MTV... Who needs music when you can watch a bunch of dorks be whiny and Melodramatic!
*clicks off* Wow. TV's themselves are getting better... but most of the shows are getting worse. What? You want a punchline?! Here's one: I made your dog fuck your mom.