Hey, Jim, how have you been? I haven't seen you in awhile. How's the girlfriend?
She's mad at me right now, actully.
Why? What happened?
I tried to get her to let me take naked pictures of her on my digital camera.
Dude, what the hell. You can't do that. You gotta use a Polaroid Camera to take nude pictures of her. It's older and classier. That means it's more romantic. She'll be okay with nude pics then.
