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by AngryAmerican
4-25-06
OK Mecha-cop. Scenario one. A man who has just robbed a bank is holding a gun to one of the tellers head and demanding a getaway car. What do you do?
BLOW HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF WITH A PRECISELY AIMED SHOT FROM MY .60 SIDEARM.
Well, maybe you should attempt to negotiate with him first. Remember, deadly force is always a last resort.
I AM A PERFECTLY ENGINEERED KILLING MACHINE. I NEGOTIATE WITH NOTHING MADE OF WEAK FLESH. I WOULD SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD THEN SAY SOMETHING CLEVER LIKE "I WARNED HIM NOT TO LOSE HIS HEAD."
I think this thing's programmed for Detroit, guys. Can we recode it for something other than "warzone" and get some donuts?
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DROP THE PASTRY. NINE. EIGHT....


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