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Dear Caligula, What Would You Do?

by AngryAmerican
7-03-08

Dear Caligula, How do I get wine stains out of velvet? Signed, Alaina Vagimus


	Dear Alaina, I would have your throat cut by the Praetorian Guard, and then direct your spurting blood over the wine stains thus concealing them.


	Thanks for writing. And especially for including your return address.